Hi gang.
Dr. Mel Silver, DDS here. It's that time of the month again...and I'm not talking about my ex-wife's epic sporadic coke-and-alcohol binges. It's time to make like my son David and "swiggity switch it up" with some fresh hot dental hygienist strange!
Reality television is a rich hunting ground for sexy tooth scrubbers, and I was pleased to see that a perfect specimen of this was on a show with a concept that appealed to me as a playboy oral surgeon: Beauty and the Geek. This show is a reality competition that reads like my autobiography during my dental school years: earnest young intellectuals scoring with stupid yet disproportionately good-looking women. That's why I knew that from the moment I saw Sarah Coleman, a feisty technician of the oral sciences from season 2, that she was Miss March.
I wouldn't think twice before hiring Sarah to wield a lip spreader at my office and assist me with my oral care of Beverly Hills' social upper crust. Look at her elegant taste in shirts. The diamond detailing is a particularly sophisticated touch. And if you look at this picture while in the same state Donna Martin was at her senior prom after three flutes of my finest champagne, Sarah almost looks like my stepdaughter Kelly Taylor circa season 2. She'd fit right in with the clientele at my thriving Beverly Hills practice, which in case you didn't know, is the third best in all Los Angeles. And no, it's not creepy that I'm salivating over the prospect of "hiring" a woman who looks like my stepdaughter. The operative term is STEPdaughter, and ex-stepdaughter at that. So don't listen to the ridiculous lies that certain attorneys of one Jackie Taylor might be spreading around concerning my supposedly "lewd" and "inappropriate" sexual proclivities at work. And remember, ladies, what happens in the dental chair, stays in the dental chair.
melsilverdds@gmail.com
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