Hi gang.Dr. Mel Silver here. Not Mel Silver the producer. Mel Silver the oral surgeon. The third-best oral surgeon in all of Los Angeles, in case you were wondering. Anyway, I'm single this week, so if you meet the following criteria, you should call me:
1. You are involved in the oral trade, either as a student or as a practicing dental assistant
2. You are hot, and not old enough to drink legally in the United States, and you do not know my son David
3. You like free trips to Cabo contingent upon fucking your boss, who is admittedly one of the hottest nerds in the dental science game
In the meantime, take a gander at the new young lady in my office. I mean, doesn't she just look like she's ready to throw a bib on you, grab her impression mask, and discover your secret bulimia? And then, like she's ready to go to México and bone the shit out of you for the price of plane tickets and some huevos rancheros? HELL YES! Let's give a big old Bev Niner welcome to Miss November!
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